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1st Jan onwards: fat
nice of you to assume that wasn’t already the case
Well then fatter I guess. Also, just like me fr fr
The yellow object is actually your
leaverliver.What happens if you pull it?
You have offended it it. It leaves.
I imagined you using voice to text and you have an accent like Cheech Marin.
Personally I prefer to call myself “fattened”, like a pig I suppose, as this clarifies that it is something that has happened to me, not simply something that I am. It’s not my fault, it’s the mince pies’ fault!
Me on the right the whole year through.
You say full of cheese like it’s a bad thing…
I’m full of cheese at all times. What else is there to live for?
I get my wisdom teeth out on the 27th :D
Have fun with them P E R C S
Full of cheese cannot ve that bad of a fate
Christmas is twelve days: dec 25 to jan 7
That wonderful time of year where your true love gives you WAY too many birds.
Way too many birds.
But also I need to know about the maids a milking, the ladies dancing, the lords a leaping, pipers piping, and the drummers drumming. Like, this is a performance where the humans get paid and get to go home afterward, and not like a slave trade situation, right?
this is a performance where the humans get paid and get to go home afterward, and not like a slave trade situation, right?
I mean, the song was first published in circa 1780 so…maybe? 🤷
just need to get employers and the government on board
I’ve already been this for the last few weeks
The latter is me 365 of the year. I blame being born during that time period 😛
The best part here in Germany is the Weihnachtsmarkt
The Glühwein certainly does counteract the cheese
