There are only two kinds of books that are truly loved - those pristine and undamaged, and those which look like they’ve been through the apocalypse
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Chaotic Evil would be ripping out every page you’ve read.
Hey Satan, nice to hear from you! Welcome to the chat!
TIL I’m both chaotic good and lawful evil
same
You don’t memorize the page number, you just sort of remember where you are and find it
Ok Satan
Hi there, it’s called ADHD, kill me :)
We might need a 3rd axis for this, I feel it can be connected to any of these 🤔
3d alignment chart would actually solve as many problems as it causes. I’m into it
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Me whenever lose my bookmark thinking it’s the worst thing to happen to me, my book is ruined, and then I find my exact spot in 6.4 seconds.
Is that chaotic lawful?
I was in the memorizing the page number gang, but then I had to go on valprolates.
I’m all over the board.
The only ones I haven’t done (that i can recall) are “neutral good” and “chaotic neutral”
i do have a vague memory of pressed flower bookmarks when i was a youngster, probably was something my mom had.
Where does Pokemon cards land
I’m not represented here. My two go-to’s are powering through to the next chapter so I don’t have to remember the page number, even though it’s way too late, or using whatever random shit I can find to wedge into the book. Most recently it was a can of bullets.
Chaotic evil here. Books exist to be read, anything you do to aid that endeavor is justifiable
Chaotic war-crime: dog-ear where you make the fold exactly big enough so it points to the line you left off on.
Yes I did this sometimes as a kid and I still feel bad for the librarians who had to see the devastation I wrought.
Lmao imagining kid you opening the book to see the page pointed at “see,” only to have to reread the page anyway because you lost track of what a character was seeing
Just a reminder that you shouldn’t put plants in your book – seriously, that can ruin the paper.
You’re right, plant material is going to decompose if there is any trace of humidity in the air and there goes your page… I just stick a thin slice of smoked ham in there
You can laminate leafs if you really want to keep having that fall theme going
Not really worth it, in my opinion.
I’m lawful evil. But I think they mixed up neutral evil and chaotic evil.
Me too, and this is the only alignment chart where I’m lawful and I don’t like it.
Absolutely, putting a book down open face will fuck up the spine, and if done for a long time or repeatedly, the whole book will be deformed and maybe even fall apart.
That seems much more chaotic to me than dog earing a few pages.
LE gang rise up!
Book Darts are the way. The only way. (That’s a “sentence pointer” made out of copper. It’s archival quality, so it won’t damage your book, even if you leave it there for a very long time.)
I read books to read what’s inside them, not to save them forever as objects. So chaotic evil it is. Unless there is a receipt handy.
I have used squares of toilet paper in the past. But if I own the book, I’m as like to use the dog ear as I am to find a piece of scrap paper
Burning the page you just finished reading so you can read the next page, while standing there in a dark labyrinth
where a minotaur is lurking.oh, my. Now that’s hardcore reading
Zampanò said no minotaur.
Today I learned I’m neutral evil.
