I once stole 20 billion Isk from a guy in Eve Online. I was hard for days.

What do you plug that cable into??

I play a lot of CK2, but I probably play it differently than other people. I cheat extensively. I use console commands and sketchy cheat menu mod to create immortal demigods to rule the world. I get things setup and then use the “observe” console command and let the game play itself. I come back a few thousand years later and check in on my creations and see what horrors they have wrought. I like to think that’s kind of what God did.

Pfft my depressed ass: I slept 16 hours last night