i remember when my store manager came to work with her brand new razr phone, thinking all us peons would be like “ooooh aaaah i wish i was you even more now!!!”

wow pretty problematic

always assume every corporation always has every bit of data you’ve ever given them, even if they tell you they “deleted” it

i don’t know how many years ago i got completely bored with the entire AC franchise, but it was long enough that i find this hilarious

when is this stupid “we need to sit down and ‘talk to nazis’ in order to change their minds” attitude going to finally fucking die?

we’ve been way too fucking tolerant of that shit for way too many years, and thanks to that, we’re living in a fascist country now. excuse me, but fuck that shit.

fuck trump, fuck everyone who voted for him, fuck everyone who voted third party, and fuck everyone who didn’t vote. the time for trying to “understand” and “engage” cultists who literally throw away any viewpoint they don’t like as “fake news” is long fucking past.

this stupid bullshit is why we got trump the first time AND now.

edit: the only reason biden won 2020 was because of trump’s absolute-worst-fucking-possible response to covid, which would have been fucking hilarious if so many innocent people didn’t have to die from it

double click +drag selects entire words–no more trying to precisely aim the mouse to leave out a period

triple click + drag selects entire paragraphs

in some cases you can select text and just drag it elsewhere, eliminates the need for copy & paste

ctrl + shift + esc = task manager

winkey + m = minimize everything

win X, U, U for shut down

win X, U, R for restart

yea, i’ve tried telling her that. absolute refusal to shut down the PC without closing the browser first. i don’t know why some people can’t move beyond that decades-old advice

watching my boss shut down the front desk computer at EOD:

“you know, instead of clicking the X on 5 windows, you can hit ctrl+shift+Q once and save all that wasted time clicking. AND it saves me time tomorrow by opening all the windows at once, instead of only the last one you closed”

“oh, thanks! you know all the time-savers”

next day:

back to clicking every X