• jg1i@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    I… feel seen… this 100% happened to me in a job interview before… I didn’t get that job.

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    16 hours ago

    I am a (checks pants) Guy who lives in (checks Id) New Jersey State correctional facility, and I like (looks desperately around room for something he likes) that clock.

  • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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    16 hours ago

    What kinds of things do you for fun? What’s the hardest part of your job?

    Me: buffers continuously

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    1 day ago

    Someone asks me what’s a good show or movie to watch

    Me who has watched all of them: “I don’t know”

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      16 hours ago

      On my first date, I arrived at the restaurant and when my date arrived she had pockets full of bugs. She told me she was the bug queen and that it was her destiny to clean all the bugs in the world. That same evening she bit me on the back and I transformed into the bugman, I grew 10,000 arms and all my eyes were turned into madden 2008. We got married later that same night. A memory we will both look back fondly on.

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      16 hours ago

      “Joe Biden when the moderator asks him a question during the debate: ⬆️”

      This is what you sound like.

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        “Joe Biden when the moderator asks him a question during the debate: ⬆️”

        This is what you sound like.