AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet

Yes, “freelance” and “dog shit pay” are often synonymous.

What about WordPress? Do they still give free sites on WordPress.com?

This is not how venn diagrams work

Only if he gets hit first.

Poor guy. Tried to do some good in the world and paid the price for it. Nobody ever went broke overestimating the stupidity of the average person.

It’s so annoying that stuff always comes out to like .04¢ over the dollar, so now I have to carry 96 cents around all day.

please tip

I’ve actually started carrying cash again for the first time in 20 years because I’m sick of every fucking POS machine in the world asking for tips. Yes, I can choose not to tip, but there’s an emotional cost associated with that decision. There’s a cost associated with just seeing the option instead of being able to simply pay for my item and go about my day.

Regular price: $399.99

BLACK FRIDAY SPECIAL: $799.99 $399.99

What’s the story about JC Penny?

And of course the follow-up response to any answer given: “you have half that long”

In the movies someone breaks their ankle and is limping around 5 minutes later. IRL you can’t walk for 3 months, it takes 2 years to recover, and it’s never the same again.

kept as a pet because when he (allegedly) tried to release the squirrel it turned up at his door sometime later injured again

My friend’s dad cut a tree down in their yard that had a squirrel nest in it. He didn’t know about the nest when he cut the tree down. Unfortunately the mom died when the tree was felled, and the babies couldn’t survive on their own. My friend’s family bottle fed the babies and raised them until they were old enough to be released. The squirrels never left. They’d run around in the trees and stuff, but they’d come back to the house, wanting to go to tier little beds at night, and get free nuts and stuff. They’d also tear around the house if the weather wasn’t good that day. So, I completely believe that the squirrel came back after being released.

Edit: before the NYC animal department gets any bright ideas, this was 20 years ago, and in a completely different State.

The best thing about the Switch is that a lot of the games are group party games. Get one switch, hook it up to the TV, get an extra controller package which means you’ll have enough controllers for 4 people since each side is a full controller on its own, and buy Mario Party. Let the good times roll.

Too bad! Stay in your lane, pinche government!

Right? I’m so completely sick of all the non-stop lying. If I was president, I’d issue an executive order making lying illegal.

$40 an hour? Shiet, man! Plumbers around here charge around $600 per hour.