Man it’s weird how things happen. I was literally just listening to Bo Burnhams “funny feeling” this morning and he has a line about “Robert (Bob) Igers face” and I thought hmm I actually don’t get that, I don’t know who he is. Then I open Lemmy and see this lol

Oh God yeah… I only recently learned that apparently I’m a white Steve Urkel…

Ugly and with a voice like that. It was when I realized that, I realized God is real and he’s an absolute son of a bitch lol

It’s why I have next to no pictures of myself. I could never take selfies because I hate seeing myself lol

Lol lunch breaks. I wonder how soon it takes for that to be on the chopping block too. :(

That’s easy! Repeal child labor laws and massively increase prison populations for slave labor!

…they did say private prisons were among the groups very happy to see a Trump victory. Wonder why…

I will make sure to suicide by cop before I end up a literal corporate slave, I will force the guards to kill me.