“Get yer finger outta that bunghole!”

“I think I’ll use my human call. I’m so wasted, I’m so wasted”.

NES “Pro Wrestling”.

“A winner is you!”

#metoo

It was ported to everything in the late 80s, nes included, so it wouldn’t surprise me. 7 year old me totally sucked at the fighting.

I’d remember playing this on Nintendo when I was around 7 years old. My cool ass already knew how to play chess for a year or so, but I would absolutely bomb it during the fights.

This could be read a lot of different ways when there’s no punctuation.

I say it’s “easy” because you have so little say in what you can do with it.

Iphone has always been pitched as intuitive and “it just works”, and it seems like it is that way for iphone users.

But when I try using one I’m lost as hell. It seems God awful. In other words, intuitive is whatever you’re used to.