No need, there’s an unmaintained javascript library for that (written by a 12-yr old)

Thank you!! I appreciate it, I can only guess from the wikipedia page that this is “Die gar traurige Geschichte mit dem Feuerzeug”, and knowing the context is even funnier

Fuckin hell, can the Grimm brothers just leave me alone

Currently at the crossroads from newborn paranoid into either this or tech paranoid, it’s so joever

I have quite literally dreamed about running neo/fastfetch 😭