Talaraine

It occurred to me while playing Helldivers that all the bugs we were killing would probably taste like crab after boiling.

puts on bib and grabs the shell crackers

You can’t take it back. What you can do is have a trademark of sorts and sue anyone using it without your permission for damages, which if won, is a lot more than it would have cost them to just pay the sub.

When one server goes down, it’s taken out back, shot, and replaced on the line.

And then Skynet remembers…

The Mass Effect Trilogy. By the time I was fighting in London I wondered where this game had been all my life.