You don’t? I give myself such an ionising wedgie that all the water is gone, reduced to atoms

That’s where the underwear comes in…

Damn, US/Canada only, but they do seem relatively cheap

I agree. It just sucks that something so necessary for so many people is outrageously expensive, it just shouldn’t be like that.

I must say, a bidet/handheld shower head thingy instead of toilet paper is the way to go. Cheaper and more sustainable

But they’re so expensive…

First you will be baked, and then there will be cake

Portal has so many quotable lines, it’s insane

Off topic: It’s times/comments like these that I wish people kept in mind when they start clamouring for defederation

shits and/or giggles

That’s probably the single most impactful cause for doing things with computers