Mayhem commercials are the only decent commercials there has ever been or will ever be. I don’t remember what brand they are advertising for but that’s beside the point.

So funny story. My stove is currently inoperable because the door lock on the oven is fucked up somehow. Why an oven needs a door lock and why the door lock being fucked should prevent the whole thing from working I cannot tell you. I’ve literally never used it. Thanks whoever programmed that…