Fonzie!

Unironically the place I last worked at

“Our 20-employee company made over € 8 million profit last year!”
I ask for a raise because I’m underpaid for the work I deliver.
“Ahh noooo see there is no more money for thag…”

Needless to say I quit. Citing them this as one of the reasons.

Just to surprise your dear mom when she comes over 😉

I have been that friend from the alt text at every place I have worked. I shudder to think how they’re going about their projects without me, now.

I did not pay attention, dang.

I was thinking there were way too many lamps above that billboard but I don’t know what highway billboards look like, they seem like a US thing.

But the oddly placed handles and doors are a surefire way to tell this is AI, I should look out better for those things!

How can you tell? (serious question)

Yeah, just check the PHP section!

My favourite is

var_dump(true == 'bob') . PHP_EOL;   // bool(true)
var_dump('bob' == 0) . PHP_EOL;   // bool(true)
var_dump(true == 0) . PHP_EOL;   // bool(false)

Yes, the backend web dev can sanitise their inputs.

Or code is expanded/injected, like what happens in some CSS/JS frameworks.

In the FE part of my work, line numbers don’t mean anything in an error.

This one’s a missing ) on line 263, though.

Good human!

Seriously, though; thank you! Not for my mobile viewing pleasures, but for findability and accessibility!

Or notebook colours, as the user suggested:

📕: error message
📙: warning message
📗: ok status message
📘: action message
📓: canceled status message
📔: Or anything you like and want to recognize immediately by color

Why, Apple? Why?

Thanks for the source!

*glances at PR*

Man why does your code look so… *Different? *

That’s just binary with extra steps.

days may be longer than years (hello Venus).

Hello back

Errata: PHP

That hurts.

But yes.

None of that is gorgeous.

Nah that’s chamomile: [https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamille] (https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamille)

Jokes aside, I can’t find anything on a virus named that, not even when setting my search engine’s region to US or UK, it only gives me info on Covid or the Norovirus.

Also, I low-key consider Camellia as a girl’s name, even if it just means “tea” it just sounds gorgeous, at least in a Dutch context!

No, don’t call him a gimp, that’s just mean.

Godot if it’s a boy.

Yep, it is. Mostly Twitch streamers and other such online personas, though.

You cannot be young enough for this to be normal English, nobody uses this unironically/outside of their online media persona.