In many ways they already are.

Civilization as we know it is an unsafe space for most humans

Where there is prohibition there is business. Always has been.

The central control probably is set to spacebar, i dont think they make small space bars and they already have another control key down the right.

It does however not have an “a” key, so maybe yours is misconfigured so the control-spacebar is the letter a?

Alternative implication is you simply shat down for assertive dominance but with you pants fully removed like some maniac and then accidentally dropped those pants in a semi-ironic twists.

I can even hear you silently say “oh-no” as it happend.