If you try to give notice they’ll kidnap you and you’ll spend the next three decades of your life singlehandedly keeping the server running from a secure location somewhere in the Poconos.

Alternatively, your laptop will spontaneously combust firing you from life.

I seriously don’t understand how that fucking company is still in business.

Looks depressingly at the shiny new ThinkPad my work got me to replace my old ThinkPad… I’d get so much fucking severance if these fucks ever laid me off - is it really never going to happen?

It’s hilarious that you think that proprietary software is actually better.

Please tell me where you are so I can move there immediately.

The joke (and probably the source of the realtors name) is from community:

https://youtu.be/gCktKQKXNWg

Next time try git streets-ahead origin