I think this is funny, but I think it would be funnier if it was just Eric Adams highlighted.

I don’t know if it is morally objectionable to kill a man who is directly responsible for the deaths and suffering of thousands. The murdered piece of shit bragged about using AI to deny claims and he was responsible for the highest claim denials in the industry just so he could make a buck. Fuck that guy. I’m glad he is dead and Luigi is a hero if he did it.

Luigi’s arms and hair did nothing wrong

I used to be before ebooks. Lots of toilet paper bookmarks.

None of these events happened during the Peloponnesian war? Philip rocked Sparta after their hegemony and the Persians lost prior to it?

I mean I hate basically every aspect of Ancient Sparta. There is nothing I loathe more than slavers. Basically fuck most of Ancient Greece. But I hate the Spartans the most because I find their system loathsome.

My mom literally is a spartan. Graduated from Michigan state

Why is every famous spartan pithy line something they said before they got their shit rocked?

“Come and take them” ok. Then all the Spartans die and all of their allies while the Athenians are destroying fleets and winning the war.

“If” ok, the Macedonians fucking rock you and pillage your land you useless slavers.

I fucking hate Spartans.

Is Frodo a racist?

Didn’t he rupture his asshole

The density of uranium always fucks with me. How can something that takes up so little volume weigh so much?

Never fire someone who fucked up (again; it isn’t their fault anyways). They know more about the system than anyone. They can help fix it.

If you can fuck up a database in prod you have a systems problem caused by your boss. Getting fired for that shit would be a blessing because that company sucks ass.